8 Year Old: Do you know Mummy? I am fighting for World Peace.
Mummy (wondering where this is going and picking up on the irony of the last statement): Are you? Can you tell me about it?
8 Year Old: Yes, it’s when everyone in the world is quiet. The Queen does it on that Memorial Day thing.
The Mummy (struggling not to laugh): Well, I think that’s a very noble cause T but…