8 Year Old:  Do you know Mummy?  I am fighting for World Peace.

Mummy (wondering where this is going and picking up on the irony of the last statement):   Are you?  Can you tell me about it?

8 Year Old:  Yes, it’s when everyone in the world is quiet.  The Queen does it on that Memorial Day thing.

The Mummy (struggling not to laugh):  Well, I think that’s a very noble cause T but…